If i had you.
i thought i, out of so many people out there, would be awesome when it comes to differentiating between a Mat and a normal guy. (Yeah, mats are abnormal. Hello, huge brain, floating cap, retarded dance moves, ring a bell?) You know what they say about haters. haha.
but hell i was wrong. I decided to play a a game with an online friend on MSN. you know how tagged has this whole "Meet Me" thingy? where u see a picture of someone, and click whether you think you want that person to be your friend or something? i know, pretty retarded, and very damaging to one's self-esteem. haha. well, first impression REALLY matters. so yeah, we decided to play a game, where we will look at the pics, and then guess whether they are Mats, and then go view their whole profile, and determine whether they are. How can we tell?
1) EeeF DeY TaIp Lyk Tizx TheN yeaH Euuu GeT MaI DrEeFF. LOL
2) Floating Caps EVERYWHERE of different colour and patterns.
3) That Orange-hair hairdo plus ugly tatoos
4) The Generic Music Playlist: Hip-Hop and FREAKING trance/techno/tektonek. (whatever is that crap)
5) The type of friends they have.
Out of 20 guys, i got only 3 right! How saddening. I guess i have either lost my touch since all i do these days are eat, sleep, work, repeat, or im not a real mat-hater afterall. hahaha.
k i sound so crappy. and i have no bloody idea why i woke up so early in the morning.
lotsa love.

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